Easter 2007 EGM
Election of Vice-Presidents
The following vice-presidents were elected, by the method of Chrononauts Time-Distort Twelve in real time:
- Four Hundred Billion Stars
- Biggles in Time and Space
- The future daughter of Simeon Bird B.A. Hons. Cantab
A small sample of those not elected, which the compiler considered particularly amusing and, rather more restrictively, which he could also read:
- The CMS as a Robo-Rally board
- The Surly Beard of Mrifk [We'll keep nominating this one until it wins!]
- The Man with Absolute Motion
- A Death Circus
- Captain Algernon Lacey Modulo spelling
- A self-juggling stunt otter
- An obvious forgery of the Mona Lisa
- Zirn left Unguarded, the Jenghik Palace in flames, Jon Westerley Dead
- The Man Who Was Thursday (the man, not the book)
- King Arthur's surly moustache
- The cover of Mr. Edward A. "Casual Sex" Heaney, B.A. Hons (Cantab.), Purveyor of Science to the Gentry's copy of Glory Road
Election of some Committee members
Chairbeing
- Patrick Moore: 4
- Michael Donaghy: 8
- George Takei: 0
Secretary
- Steven Shenton: 8
- Imre Leader: 2
- The Stygian Cloud of Charcoal Ebony: 3.5
Treasurer:
- Jenny Scott-Thompson: 8
- Many-fauceted Scarlet Emerald: 1
- A Humanoid University Approved Calculator: 3
Membership Secretary
- Ben Weaver: 6
- J S-T's father: 5
Librarian
- Dan Hulme: 6
- Simeon Bird's Banana Plant "Maurice": 3